how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
you finally sneak into the dragon’s cave and find his treasure chest. you open it and there is just a macaroni drawing by the dragon’s son.
"ITS TREASURE TO MEEEEE" the dragon bellows
wait for it
are pugs even real
i didnt even have to wait for it
reblog because pugs
I don’t go running because I want to be thin.
I go running because
and tell you
this is literally my favorite running post of all time. hands down.
A punk stops during a gay pride parade to allow a mesmerized child to touch his jacket spikes.
I lost control about reblogging this picture.
and this is the perfect “fuck you” to people who stereotype people like this.
You guys. I think I was there for this. I think I saw this picture taken. This is really exciting.
this is the cutest thing ever, omg uwu
Oh so adorable, look at the smile on his face.
Omg so cute akdkakdkak
I am scottish and I can tell you our farmers look like this.
It’s settled. I’m moving to Scotland.
lets just be clear, if you spend the time baking a cake/cookies/brownies, you can eat as many of them as you want and the calories don’t count. you made those calories. you’re their god.
disclaimer: this does not apply to children you have made
if i can just